Wedge of Allegiance
United by division.
Wedge of Allegiance © recognizes the pervasive division in the world, from political affiliation and religious dogma to ideological wars, geographic walls, and the anti-social trends in culture. Thus it's our commitment to take all the things that we hold serious and desecrate them through satire and cynicism. This commitment is with the goal to increase laughter, for no war was ever started by two persons or groups willing and able to laugh at themselves.
Shopping and Product Recommendations
Consumers first, Citizens second
The Wedge of Allegiance © staff has spent countless, unpaid work hours and given up sex for a year constructing code to provide
you with a user-friendly, savings-conscious shopping interface. In lieu of accepting site donations or master-minding a scam, we decided a miniscule, affiliation kick-back
was reasonable compensation for our pro bono hilarity. We humbly encourage you to use our shopping menu as your default portal into the e-commerce world. We're not asking you to do
anything you don't already do -- we just want you to choose us so that one day we can afford two things
at the Dollar Tree.
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